THEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE MOCKING YOU AND HOW WEALTHY YOU WILL BE IN NO TIME, YOU BE LIKE, "I'M SORRY FOR THEM"
IN 30 SECS, YOU CAN IMAGINE YOUR WEALTH BY FROM MARCH TO DECEMBER IF YOU DO MMM
AND THEN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HEARS THAT MMM IS HELPING NIGERIANS
IS MMM CONTESTING FOR THE SPACE RESERVED FOR POLITICIANS?
THEN YOU HEAR THAT THEY WANT TO STOP MMM
SO THIS GOVERNMENT WANTS TO FRUSTRATE OUR EVERY MOVE ABI?
BUT THEN, YOU HEAR THAT THEY CAN'T STOP IT, SO YOU ARE GONNA PH AND GH
SO YOU BORROW MONEY FROM ALL YOUR RELATIVES AND PH, IN YOUR MIND, DECEMBER WILL BE GREAT!
AFTER PROVIDING HELP, YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING - A VERY HAPPY PERSON WITH PLANS FOR DECEMBER
THEN FIVE DAYS LATER, YOU HEAR THAT MMM HAS FROZEN
YOU TRY NOT TO CRY BUT YOU CAN'T HELP IT! "IT'S PAINING YOU" LOLZ
AND THEN ONE NIGERIANS SAYS, "IT'S FROZEN BRO, NOT CRASHED" (TRYING TO REVIVE YOUR HOPE)
THEN YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAID YOU SHOULDN'T JOIN
AND THAT FEELING OF "HAD I KNOWN"
YOU BE LIKE, "LEMME KUKUMA DIE NA"
THEN YOU WANNA ASK FOR YOUR MONEY, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO
THEN YOU STEP OUT IN THE SUN SHOUTING ANGRILY
SOMETHING TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE STARTED RUNNING MAD, BUT YOU ARE NOT SURE
THEN FOR A MINUTE, YOU TAKE A PAUSE! A BRIEF PAUSE
THEN YOU ASK YOURSELF, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF MMM SEF?
HOPE IT'S NOT WHAT I'M THINKING? MMM- MOKU! MOGBE!! MODARAN!!!